A friend asked me today if I ever based any of my stories on him and if I would, so I went ahead and wrote him a #limerick. We were talking earlier about how he often dreams of different career lifestyles. I suggested he take up farming because he wants to get an allotment, so he can grow his own vegetables. This was quickly shot down by the fact he could only grow chillies. So this is dedicated to you Christoefur, as promised.
There was a young man named Christoefur
Who dreamt of farming entrepreneur
All he could grow was chilli
Which people thought was silly
But now he’s a chilli connoisseur